Things you wish you could buy #1

Arch-Angel X3/A

Brown outs, oil prices, nuclear war? They’re all just background noise when your home is sporting our new Arch-Angel X3/A Generator.

Capable of 5 Megawatts - running at full speed, our patented “virtual perpetual motion” generator will power all the “little things” you’ve come to expect in your life.

Designed with calamity in mind, let the gentle hum of the turbines cradle you securely, as the world outside slips away into chaos.

While “THEY” are hunting for food in a post apocalyptic wasteland, you’ll be enjoying braised baby lamb chops, a side of shallots, and maybe some fresh Chinese Bok-Choy grown in your own hydroponics garden...all powered by the ever dutiful - - and coveted X3/A.

With the patented Bio-Mass addition, fuel supplies are a thing of the past. Not only can the system run on regular gas and any other fossil fuel, you can also use virtually ANY organic matter...living or dead, and keep the engine running...long into a deep cold nuclear winter.

You’ve worked hard for your life trophies, and you won’t loose them to some upstart meteor strike or persistent super virus. Like an esoteric Straussian you clawed your way to the top, and come hell or high water, you're going to stay there.

Unique, and only for you.