No more filters to clean, no more jet's to dis ssemble, no more pretending the tub is "broken" when hairy or ugly people come to visit.
Baca-B-Gone hot tubs look like ordinary tubs, they're warm, they're cozy, and utilize powerful jets to help relieve tired stressed out bodies. But, we've combined your natural phobia of the great unwashed with sophisticated technology and user friendly controls. We understand you'd rather be enjoying the warm water rather than cleaning the remains of lesser-beings from it.
With a touch of a button, gas fired turbine pumps remove the tainted water from your spa in under 20 seconds! After this discharge of old water, hundred of litres of pure FRESH water are poured in....along with powerful scrubbing acids, and caustic heavy metals. This purifying stage lasts only 30 seconds, and once again the water is discharged into the municipal water system.
After a refreshing rinse cycle a final filling of the more FRESH water fills your tub back to the top, and using those same gas fired turbines, is heated in under 50 seconds.
Ecological disaster? You bet! But can one really put a price on cleanliness, and your families health, and above all - your insolence to the world around you.
We've spent a lifetime building our empires, and do you think some ice shelf, or baby seal will stop us...not on your life. Sometimes the world just isn't enough!
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